Two Ladies Tell Stories In Heaven On They Died — And The Ending Is Priceless
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Two Ladies Tell Stories In Heaven On They Died — And The Ending Is Priceless
I wanted to share this amusing anecdote that I came upon! It’s a humorous take on what may occur if two women crossed paths in heaven and exchanged “how did you get here” tales.
Off The Record
Two Ladies Tell Stories In Heaven On They Died — And The Ending Is Priceless
I wanted to share this amusing anecdote that I came upon! It’s a humorous take on what may occur if two women crossed paths in heaven and exchanged “how did you get here” tales.
This is how it transpired:
First female: Hello! Wanda is my name!
The second female: Hello! My name is Sylvia. How did you pass away?
Off The Record
Two Ladies Tell Stories In Heaven On They Died — And The Ending Is Priceless
I wanted to share this amusing anecdote that I came upon! It’s a humorous take on what may occur if two women crossed paths in heaven and exchanged “how did you get here” tales.
First female: Hello! Wanda is my name!
The second female: Hello! My name is Sylvia. How did you pass away?
First woman: I was frozen.
Second woman: How awful!
First female: It wasn’t that horrible. I started to feel warm and drowsy once I stopped trembling from the cold, and I eventually passed away quietly. How about you?
Second woman: I had a huge heart attack and died. I came home early to catch my hubby cheating since I thought he was doing it. Instead, I discovered him watching TV alone in the den.
First woman: Well, what took place?
Second woman: I began frantically searching the entire house since I was positive there was another woman there. I dashed down into the basement and up into the attic to search. After that, I looked beneath each bed and in every closet. I continued doing this until I had searched everywhere, and at last I was so worn out that I simply passed away from a heart attack.
First woman: We would both still be alive if you hadn’t checked the freezer!
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Two Ladies Tell Stories In Heaven On They Died — And The Ending Is Priceless
This is how it transpired:
First female: Hello! Wanda is my name!
The second female: Hello! My name is Sylvia. How did you pass away?
First woman: I was frozen.
Second woman: How awful!
First female: It wasn’t that horrible. I started to feel warm and drowsy once I stopped trembling from the cold, and I eventually passed away quietly. How about you?
Second woman: I had a huge heart attack and died. I came home early to catch my hubby cheating since I thought he was doing it. Instead, I discovered him watching TV alone in the den.
First woman: Well, what took place?
Second woman: I began frantically searching the entire house since I was positive there was another woman there. I dashed down into the basement and up into the attic to search. After that, I looked beneath each bed and in every closet. I continued doing this until I had searched everywhere, and at last I was so worn out that I simply passed away from a heart attack.
First woman: We would both still be alive if you hadn’t checked the freezer!
Keep in mind that the best medicine is laughing, so make sure to forward this to someone whose day you wish to make happier!
4 NUNS GO TO HEAVEN: A BONUS STORY
A bus full of nuns perishes when it plunges off a precipice. When they reach Heaven’s gates, they run toward St. Peter.
“Sisters, welcome to Heaven!” exclaims St. Peter to them. I will release you all through the pearly gates in a moment, but before I do, I have one last question for everyone of you. Kindly create a single-file line
